Being on Twitter can either result in updates on which one of your acquaintances is at the beach, or a hysterical post from Amanda Bynes. This all depends on whom you follow. Here is a list of goofy Twitters to keep your feed light-hearted and funny:

–www.twitter.com/NotTildaSwinton

The writer of the parodic Twitter of actress Tilda Swinton has an offbeat sense of humor; the creator regards the readers as “Tildren.”

–www.twitter.com/commonwhitegirl

This Twitter is a satire of the common white girl. An example of a common white girl tweet is “#cantdateyouif You don’t bring me Starbuck’s and cuddle with me and watch the Notebook.”

–www.twitter.com/YAHBOYCAILLOU

Yah Boy Caillou is a gangster version of the beloved and bald cartoon character who tweets messages to his fans like “JUST DROPPED THAT THUN THUN THUN AND GOT GROUNDED.”

–www.twitter.com/fillwerrell

A parodic Twitter of Will Ferrell, who posted on Sept. 1 “I remember August like it was yesterday.”

–www.twitter.com/yaboybillnye

Everyone’s favorite teacher of science, also known as Bill Nye, now makes shout-outs to his homeboy Pluto. He feels the two “had a good, long run,” and that the planet “will live forever in da posters above my bed…”

–www.twitter.com/amandabynes

Amanda Bynes has “nothing to prove but proof itself,” which makes no sense in any way.

–www.twitter.com/GoddamnDora

Dora The Explorer gets a bit aggravated on this parodic Twitter. She even rants about her parents saying “They turn me loose in the rainforest, but do they give me any jungle gear? No! I don’t even have a shirt that fits!”

–www.twitter.com/shelbyfero

Shelby Fero actually got her comedic start on Twitter when she gained so much recognition for her hilarious tweets that she dropped out of University of Southern California at 21 to write for Comedy Central. A famous quote by Shelby is “I have hard opinions on which artificial sweetener is best so no, I would not say that I am a ‘happy’ person.”