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“You’re from Calabasas?  Do you know the Kardashians?”

 

While some may view “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” as their guilty pleasure, this reality show is ruining my social life.  Whether I am on a college tour or on summer vacation, I am always bombarded with this constantly asked question.  Automatically assuming that every Calabasas resident knows this infamous family is just one of the many Calabasas falsehoods.  Here is a list of other Calabasas myths.

 

1)  Myth: Dash is the hippest store.  The Kardashians are always there!

 

Truth: Actually, Dash was so unpopular that it was shut down.  Also, the Kardashians were never at their “popular” store.  Why do you think it closed?

 

8)Myth: Seeing Justin Bieber is no big deal.  He is practically everyone’s neighbor.

 

Truth: Just about every teenage fan screams in delight when they see Justin Bieber driving down Parkway in his cheetah Audi R8.  After all, he is still a pop star.

 

9)Myth: Do not even think about wearing anything other than Lululemons while working out.  Anything less is simply unacceptable.

 

Truth: Yes, I love rocking a pair of Lulus, but I prefer to sweat it out in a less expensive ensemble.

 

10)Myth: Every Calabasas resident is stuck up and snobby.

 

Truth: Despite Calabasas’ reputation for snobby teenagers, it is possible to obtain good friendships.  I have made an abundance of down-to-earth friends in this isolated bubble.  Maybe Calabasas is not so bad after all.

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