A
Kunal Aggarwal
University of California, Los Angeles
Neuroscience
I, Kunal Aggarwal, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Karina Aggarwal my
notes and books that enabled
me to succeed throughout high
school; I wish you the best of
luck in high school, and I know
you will make me proud.
Kayla Alperson
Pace University
Theater Arts
I, Kayla Alperson, being of sound
mind and body, do nearby leave
to Kesner, ditching club rush; to
Brooke, my whole heart; to Dabach,
post-csz life chats and the
playa; to Theo, meat and potatoes
with a side of fruitsnacks;
to Eden, towel-in-bag; to Zach,
sweet butter and manicures; to
Melanie, food trucks, My Jets
my orange bandana, AML happy
birthday carrots; to Nathan, prom
classiness; and to Sophie, the seat
next to me in Nonhoff.
B
Allie Barnes
University of Southern California
Communication
I Allie Barnes, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Aren an endless musical collection,
too many grocery runs,
a watermelon a day, stolen borrowed
clothes, ghetto driving
lessons, Harry Potter marathons,
boyband conspiracies, trips
around the world, and Meome’s
‘jokes’ of the day; to Sydney, the
Jack and Jill presidency, maxed
out debit cards, AP skype sessions,
midnight Whole Food
runs, Teen conference, allergies
to everything, Free City collections,
pretty much all of the worst
movies ever, 24 hour texting,
nonsensical essays, and double
dates; to Morgan, a substitute big
sister, Thai food and Jamba Juice,
Diggy Simmon’s number, and
embarrassment for our sisters; to
Kendall, thousands of texts, and
crushing over hot guys; to BPB
week long sleepovers, Christmas
dinners, golf cart adventures, being
high maintenance, dance lessons,
Buchi, and summer school
carpools; and to Julia, car rides,
crazy stories, Hugo’s tacos, and
talking in Spanish.
Jake Bender
University of Oregon
Undecided
I, Jake Bender being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Noah I leave my finger nail
that you broke off when you were
serving that time, I love you; to
Zach, Theo, and Daniel I leave 7
boxes of Chocolate Fun Circles;
to my brother Sammy, I leave a
wealth of information; to my sister
Jade, I leave nothing; to Sarah
and Dylan, I leave a lab for you
to finish for me; and to journalism
people, I leave lots of laffs and
memories; I would like to be buried
with all my gold and DVDs;
that is all.
Rachel Bronson
University of Arizona
Creative Writing
I, Rachel Bronson, being of
sound, mind, and body, do hereby
leave to Faryn Foster, endless
laughs, beach days, fashion
shows, pizza deliveries, cuddles,
crackuh and grinder, full stomachs,
high-kicks in the kitchen,
universal with Maxwell, and
fights over dirty rooms. I will
always remember my sister and
best friend I love you always and
forever fare bear; to Kaeli Wells,
breakfast, lunches, and dinners
on a daily basis, empty punches
when I am in a panic, good morning
texts, and family since in reality
we see each other’s enough
you can just keep them; to Gianna
Zembo, I leave behind twin
days, good morning texts, party
planning, CABO, Philly-Phill,
Trudence, Abel, Katy Perry concerts,
and midnight pasta parties.
I Love you more than life, you,
Alex, and Danielle, are the sisters
I never expected I love you and
your family and hope whatever
happens you will always remember
Wetnip; to Malena Riccardeli,
you are my rock; I leave behind,
our constant arguments, endless
laughs, and space where I should
be standing in our stunts. You are
one of the most unique and funniest
girls I have ever met and I
will always remember the girl
with a million curse words; to my
Calabasas Cheer team, I leave behind
my amazing dancing skills,
jumps, and splits. I also leave behind
Dave’s mandles and eighthour
practices you can never get
enough of. I love you girls and
hope the next generations will
carry on our legacy with grace
and success; to Christian, it may
not be my Lexus or Michael
Kor’s, but to you I leave behind
my PB&J’s, Netflix, Disneyland
tickets, breathing treatments,
Pandora to put you to sleep, picnics
at the park, perfect beach
days, Theo my pub, Chris Brown
album, and high school musical
poster of Vanessa Anne Hudgens.
Most importantly, I leave behind
a box filled with white t-shirts
you have yet to write on and the
memories you have yet to make.
Lastly, I leave you with the advice
to appreciate every second
of your senior year and make
the most of how and whom you
spend your time with because no
matter how much time you think
you have with someone, it is never
enough. Capture everything,
and never forget.
C
Sophie Canter
California Polytechnic State University,
San Louis Obispo
Acting
I, Sophie Canter, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave to
Kayla Brooke Alperson R.Kelly’s
Ignition, Arrested Development,
snuggling, endless snapchats,
dark chocolate, Mason Keane,
google searches, braces, ripping
biscuits, Bridesmaids, marriage
proposals, coffee bean’s chai tea
lattes, and ice cream sundaes; to
Rick Bhatia, I gave you life, but
you can also have twerking, dtasc
snuggling, Jeanine, and my heart;
to Matthew Kesner, my pantry,
yogurtland, Susie Cake samples,
vining in the PAEC, coffee bean
runs, and derp snapchats; to Micaela,
all the McDonald’s chicken
nuggets in the world, donuts,
chipotle, youth-daughter, collar
bones, TNGHT and hating miles;
to Elle, I give you Girls, lana del
rey, suagrfish, and 6th period
lunches; to Brett, tinder, sushi,
and constantly laughing; to Zoe,
levenberg, dance parties, and always
noming; to Moriah, random
nights of giggles; to Jenna, bootyshaking,
beanies and cookies; and
to Zach Brown, thank you for always
making me feel loved.
Sam Cohen
Purdue University
Undecided
I, Sam Cohen, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Daniel, all the lack of Computer
Science knowledge that I
have; to Kate and Ron, Rando
Cardrissian is better than us all;
to Mrs. Alamdari and Mr. Lopez,
many thanks for all your support
throughout the year; to Batman,
the night is always darkest
just before the dawn; to Rebecca,
countless memories and activities
and hopefully many more to
come; and to most everyone else,
so long it’s been go to know you!
Tyler Collins
Santa Barbara City College
University of California, Santa
Barbara
Public Relations/Marketing
I, Tyler Collins being of sound,
mind and body do hereby leave
my friends my sharp tongue,
my ability to be quick and my
love of all things abnormal; to
my friends Nicole (a.k.a Nicolette,
Nicky Nick, SISTA GURL,
BARBARA JEAN), Kajun (a.k.a.
kRuss or Kahjuan), and Devin
(a.k.a Dev1), I leave you all, well
nothing, I will be seeing you really
soon (#TICLA); to my fellow
BSU members, all of our
good, bad and crazy moments
that occurred over the year; to
my Journalism class, I leave you
everything I have accomplished
online; to everyone else, the last
thing I would like to leave is my
amazing and positive attitude, because
let’s face it, you can all use
it; to Calabasas, it has been a wild
experience, see you later. PS- Try
hard not to forget about me. Just
kidding – there’s no way you can.
D
Lida Dianti
Moorpark College
Writer
I, Lida Dianti, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Lauren Sloan dropping of
gaus-jordan, M.A. study sessions
and bits of delirium, HEART ATTACK
jam sessions, crepe loving,
best friend love, bagel runs, relay
for life, “dirth,” meeting that random
guy at the theater who didn’t
ask for my number, and laughing
every single day; to Yvonne, my
junior co-editor and best friend:
prom diets, air, milk, apparently
I look like a zebra, spirit guides,
mental breakdowns, crying over
school, Starbucks coffee fraps,
partner-in-crime; voice of reason,
team Damon, and chiptole dates;
to Hiva Hosseini, heart to hearts,
Persian parties, hating everyone,
painting nails, Siri jokes, which
one is the five cents?, Young and
Beautiful, seaweed salads, and
100 calorie snacks; to my current
co-editor Taylor, heart to hearts,
tumblr, angelina jolie movies,
FB messages, Baylor, good music,
and nights at the lake; to MY
ENGLISH FAMILY (Lauren,
Carly, Pooyan, and Cody), couple
love, friendship love, father and
son love, naked African children,
laughing too hard in Kreycik’s
class, PLUM POEMS, doodle
drawings, old hag, wife of bath
tale, and all of my love; to my
journalism kids (Gabi, Peyton,
Cydney, Laura, and Sophia), lots
of love, patience for next year,
teaching moments, laughing,
lili, lilirolldownwindows, itsalifestyle,
and layout tutorials; to
The Last Jake Bender, the Simpsons
sucks–deal with it; and to
all three followers that read my
bimonthly column, you are welcome
and I love you.
Chloe Drazen
University of California, Los Angeles
Mathematics
I, Chloe Drazen, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Yvonner all the Zac Eefron
posters and sweaty upper lips;
to Ling Ho I leave pool spiders,
shoulder tingles, and camp letters;
to Courtney I leave all the
fun times in band; to Peytonian,
I leave all the nail polishes, chick
flicks, and complaints about
cheer; to Leilerz, I leave One Direction
and physics labs; to Chandler,
I leave all the freshly baked
brownies of the world; to Brookie,
I leave cookie dough and Alice
Paul; to Allikins, I leave volleyball
and everyone else’s gossip;
and to Harrison, I leave my locker,
Disneyland, caramel apples,
and leadership of A Band (now
that I’m gone); it’s been real… Go
Bruins!!!
E
Melanie Edwards
University of Kansas
Pre-Veterinary Medicine
I, Melanie Edwards, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Dance Team, the wop,
country music playlists, and aerials;
to Kelsey, Steve’s ring and
a sister you “always” wanted;
to Tessa, the Cutest Couple that
Never Was; and to Brianna, physiology
conversations from our
lockers, mascara reminders, and
DT Elite.
Sydney Epstein
University of Maryland
Undecided
I, Sydney Epstein, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Dana, my other half, Friday
night movie nights, lunch dates,
always needing a purse, Vegas
trips, and my best friend; to Morgan
and Maddie for being the best
twins around and making last
minute films, and constant short
shorts reminders; to Mrs. Harris,
the best English class; to my parents,
everything I will ever need
to know.
F
Ashley Forster
Moorpark College
Vocal Performance
I, Ashley Forster, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Mckenna Zacarria, my humor
and extraordinary fascination for
lame jokes; to Landen Starkman,
the ability to always stay positive
and happy no matter what
the situation; to Jackson Manhan,
for never ending laughs and the
ability to always put a smile on
someone’s face; to Anthea Stobie,
for sharing my love for cute boys;
to Marlie Rodriguez, for making
every day ditch day and my high
school career so much more fun;
and to my six chicks, we might
not “exist” anymore, but there’s a
great quality in each one of you
that I am taking with me on my
journey; thank you for being such
a big part of my life!
Micaela Frank
Tulane University
Undecided
I, Micaela Frank, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Brett ambiance, hosting, Anon,
Mercure, our minority, illuminati,
Shoup, gttus, tipping, 8:30, tiger
balm, HCs, Nebraska life, Wisconsin
turquoise tribe, avocados,
the next four years, and my better
half; to Sophie, CB dates, collar
bones, 123 rips, the swagger,
Pascal, from high school, glinner
parties, grandma Judy, your
monologue, chai, bunnies, a lot
of lettuce, Daisy’s lullaby, youth,
call it out, and Real Housewives
of every city; to Moriah, swag
school, (to Kimia) relax and
smile, poetic justice, red socks,
5-hour energy, and swim tests;
to Zoe drapes, sweatshirts, fhg,
Ms. Christian’s horse, nuggets,
and Javier; to Arielle, doobz,
mom talk, sassy bobs, 2Chainz/
chain rule, and that ComicLife;
to Casey, lobs, snapbacks and tattoos,
and Adventures of Mr. Simon;
to Jaclyn, 800 Degrees, poetry
portfolios, #tamkinkitchen,
and Drew; and to Taylor, pizza
hut prices, I’m out, TKAM, and
the 5th grade mile.
Hannah Frankl
University of California, Berkeley
Environmental Science
I, Hannah Frankl, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Yvonne all of the rain checks
in the world; to Chloe, countless
explorations with unknown destinations;
and to Mr. Palarz, Mr.
Walker, Mrs. Harris, and Mrs.
Freedman a very large thank you
for writing to colleges on my behalf.
G
Emily Glavin
University of California, Los Angeles
Undeclared
I, Emily Glavin, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave to
Allie siestas, walking in heels on
cobblestones, pretending to like
gazpacho, and our skills at making
a motion and hosting a tea; to
Leila, I leave the whale belly and
frantic college phone calls, and I
can’t wait for four more years of
laughing and panicking with you;
to MayMay, I leave long talks
with Leslie, yelling at other drivers,
and the only OneDirection
song I know; to Julia, I leave “the
face,” my bottle of engine coolant
fluid, and Disney movie nights;
and to Sawyer, I leave our first
moments on the art island, our
Jim and Della moments, the art
therapy days, the Coachella days,
the Y-card days, and a space on
my floor at UCLA because even
though you’re leaving, you’re
visiting me all the time.
Ilana Greenwald
Tulane University
Political Science
I, Ilana Greenwald, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to my little brother Justin
Greenwald my record of tardies,
absences, and truants to follow
with honor; to all incoming high
school girls who refuse to listen
to CJ’s emails and phone calls,
my multiple dress codes; to my
Mom and Dad, both of my Hermione
costumes for putting up with
many Halloweens of nerdiness;
and to Guyler Levym my car, because
who knows when her new
car will blow up.
Chandler Grenley
University of Wisconsin, Madison
Elementary Education
I, Chandler Grenley, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Sawyer, mirror pictures
and memorizing my order at Coffee
Bean; to Allie, tall…just like
you?!, Secret Santa, and Anthropology;
to Leila, endless hours of
choreography and picking costumes,
Spanish homework, and
Ayyy Yonathon; to Brooke and
Kayla, besties back in action and
werking it in plays, to my Stat
Crew, laugh attacks, Hwang and
Ng, and kissing up to Mr. Yoo;
to Dance 2, long concert weeks
and bonding sessions; to Eitan,
helping me with Stat and being
my annoying second brother; to
Ethan, cutest couple that never
was; to Emilee, bras and double
lace underwear and cake balls;
to Peyton and Logan, happy
mornings, good moods, never
complaining, sharing, the world
revolving around you two, and
never knowing how much I love
and will miss you.
Logan Grenley
University of Maryland, College
Park
Government and Politics
I, Logan Grenley, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Jake, my love of Camacho;
to Cory, our endless talks about
college football; to Nadav, our
arguments about politics and rekindling
over the Dodgers; to Jeremy,
Adam, Jeffrey, and Josh, our
lunch talks; to Payton and Cooper,
name Bear password Koch;
to Darian, Eitan, Ethan, Nader,
Jon, Eric, Oliver, and Dylan, our
first ever playoff win; to Etan,
Scott, and Kunert, the team next
year; to Phil, my misery and
talks about women; to Mrs. Foss,
Smith, Camacho, Kay, and Daniel,
a wedding ring in case you’re
interested; to Coach Chandler,
the Coyote athletic department;
and to Chandler and Peyton, my
love and wishes of good luck in
the future.
Peyton Grenley
University of Texas, Austin
Business Honors
I, Peyton Grenley, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Allie, one shaved leg, Mexico,
and your grandma’s cookies; to
Chloe, movie nights, every shade
of nail polish, yummy brownies,
Operation Gratitude, everything
pink and endless conversations
in class; to Melanie, date nights,
wifey, eating pickles and making
pazookis, Maroon 5 and Adam
Levine; to Brooke, acting my
weirdest around you, freckle juice,
bragging about your voice, and finally
having a class with you; to
Leila, “fun” in physics and that
one time our teacher pretended to
help us, study sessions and more;
to Eitan, Calculus and college essays;
to Yvonne, kitty litter, laugh
attacks, The Script, post-it notes,
color coding and our newspapers;
to Mr. Novak, constantly letting
Yvonne and I leave to work on
the newspaper, to Mrs. Harris, my
Wisconsin sweatshirt and a thank
you for everything you have done
for us and the paper; to the Courier
staff, the best of luck for
next year, candy and pizza parties,
endless nights in H214 and
all my knowledge about grammar
and layout; to Chandler, leaving
the bathroom light off and waiting
to flush in the morning, tears
and complaints to last a life time,
drives together and baking; to
Logan, backseat driving, forced
attendances of dance recitals and
cheerleading events, #ThatsOur-
Bro and #He’sSingle, and being
the only one who will be remembered
at CHS in 20 years; and to
the both of you, my love and support,
I will miss you more than
you know.
H
Sawyer Hayes
New York University
Advertising
I, Sawyer Hayes, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Ellie Tablo Dos, Impressions
Day, the censored final line in my
copy of The Great Gatsby, and my
dolphin Ruby, whom I sadly cannot
take to college; to Cydney, the
Hayes family legacy (do not soil
its name); to Allie and Sydney,
school night sleepovers, chocolate
pretzels, and 24-hour Dracula
projects; to Lauren, your double
life, Health Nut lunches and the
dressing you stole, twin day, and
being one of my most trustworthy
friends; to Megan, crazy parties,
Cheesecake Factory dinners,
and your refreshing honesty; to
Emily, the Gift of the Magi, K
bars in Mrs. Bennett’s class, and
wild times on Cory’s trampoline;
to Niamh, infinite gratitude
for enduring our friendship even
through those tough ninth grade
times; to Gurmehr, mutual cynicism,
a similar perception of the
world, and nail salon outbursts;
to Michael, sarcastic discussions,
affirmative action arguments, and
an expansion of my music and
film repertoire; to Mrs. McEvoy,
a poem that changed my life; and
to Cory, for being the boyfriend
and the best friend I never deserved
but always wanted.
K
Michael Kaufman
University of Colorado, Boulder
Finance/Pre-Dentistry
I, Michael Kaufman, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to my Marketing Team,
Alex and Jessica, my hard work,
dedication, and skills to assist
you in the future for The Courier
(your welcome fam.); to Garrett,
the memory of sharing, thanks
for always including me in your
sketchy plans; to Adam, long
nights in the studio working on
“The Slow Road” (the greatest
song ever); to Colin, pretty much
everything from “ohhh nooo” to
“Jasmiiiiiiine,” and also climbing,
and spinning, and patting; to
Matt, I’ll never forget our sausage
fests; and to my brother Jordan, I
am leaving you the memory of
having me as an awesome older
bro and that’s pretty much it, enjoy
all the lessons I’ve taught you.
L
Madison Lieberman
San Diego State University
Business
I, Madison Lieberman, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Gabi her crazy dancing
skills; to Brianna, a permanent
pass into the Oaks for which you
have entered a total of 93 times
this year; to Caira and Peyton,
lunch at your table when I forgot
to make plans; to Emily, muffin
tops, derp language and goat
videos; to Blake, parking lot ragers
at Millions of Milkshakes;
to Megan, banana chocolate
chip cupcakes; to Ortizzle, great
memories of having Morgan and
I in your class; to Bryce, advil;
to Morgan, my gratitude to you
because without you kicking me
in the head out of my mother’s
womb, I would not be here today.
Morgan Lieberman
University of Missouri
Journalism
I, Morgan Lieberman, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Emily, Coachella Valley,
Color Runs, Jodi-isms, and Elvis;
to Caira and Phil, Knife Party and
Landerer’s wrecked motorcycle;
to Maddie, night fights, Golden
Spoon runs, shuttle ragers, fair
skin, and Dad throwing too many
pennies into the Trevi; to Melanie
and Brianna, the “werk” theory;
to Sam, a tuna avocado sandwich,
the banana stand, Heisenberg
talks, and farmer tans; to Blake,
churros, stirs, and Wayne Gibbis;
to Mrs. Ortiz, giving me a 38% on
my first sophomore year essay; to
Sydney, Dana, and Abby, being
fun-sized; to Lauren, quinoa salad,
sumo suits, and dance diets; to
Hannah F. and Hannah S., beach
runs and Elco Shop dates; to
Lida and Lauren, lardz; to ASB,
Paige’s weird sound effects and
notebook lists; to Calabasas High,
dress code, off campus splurges,
and pure bliss.
Haley Lofbom
Azusa Pacific University
Actress
I, Haley Lofbom, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Yajur, the best promposal ever,
amazing playlist drives, jumping
on me, trust falls, memories with
Harold, wi-fi, being King and
Queen, spwoon-ing, klemnaflafla
himnaflek, kitties, Lakers, “you
know”; to Ally, haircutting, Miranda,
This Is It, my shower, foil
ball, Johnny Tsunami, forward
rolls, extra toothbrushes, Hallie?,
DEJAVU; to Jon, Bruise-lee,
creeping on eachother during
econ, “BUTCH” (you know what
I mean); to Stephanie, no party favors
and no dogs, stove, letting it
happen; to Jillian, sharing drinks,
the best third wheel ever, talking
about everything…absolutely
everything ; to Rebecca, sloths,
chem days, misspelling of Rebekkah;
to Emma, fiery Italians,
knife robots, catmaids, the dtasc
kid, Youadelbetch; to Cheer, lining
up for running….lots of running,
band dance..old one or new
one?!, doing everyone’s hair,
making miracles happen; and to
the senior class, the best year of
my life!
M
Kian Maalizadeh
Santa Barbara City College
Undecided
I, Kian Maalizadeh, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Kassra, my off-campus
pass, you can get your own lunch;
to my brother, I leave the stories
of the crazy things I have done;
to Yvonne, Peyton, and Casey, I
leave you this awkward 5 minutes.
Yajur Maker
University of California, San Diego
Bioengineering: BioSystems
I, Yajur Maker, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave to
Jon, Matt, Tyler, Tristan, Theron,
and Austin four years of lunches
and shoving off of the tables; to
my friends on ComedySportz,
a simple message: long live Mr.
Wood; to Aaron and Jenna, the
fourpeat, never will I find partners
as great as you; to my ASB
crew, this year the many hours of
laughing at me not with me, I love
you guys; to Ashley, looonngg
life talks and some heavy duty super
glue; to Bombom, everything
in the scrapbook, our kitty named
Prem and a summer ahead cause
we’re just getting started; and lastly
to Jon Bhaiya, the bhaiya really
says it all, but to make sure we
cover almost everything, blowing
up cars, running through streets,
big water cups, nights along the
ocean, that one time we teared up
at the retreat, and everything else
in between, I couldn’t have asked
for more from a brother.
Nader Motamedi
Loyola Marymount University
Filmmaker
I, Nader Motamedi, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Noah, Kazden, and Ben
the rights and honor of continuing
Reel Deal, and take it to the
next level, also, take with you a
Bao; to Darian, Eitan, Ethan, and
Logan, take with you the memories
of Mario Kart and long, eye
opening walks to the Helipad on
Stunt; and to all present and future
Calabasas Volleyball players,
enjoy my face.
Brianna Moreau
Texas Christian University
Physical Therapist
I, Brianna Moreau, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave to
Melanie Edwards our dance team
memories, #DTElite, our physio
locker talks, and our love for
country music; to Cory Feinberg,
our many much needed venting
sessions and CP’s and study
dates; to Dance Team, I leave our
hilarious sleepovers and all our
stress/drama free times together;
to Jordan Eisner, my Mini-Me, I
leave our lulu dates, lack of vocal
talents, and many identical experiences;
to Mrs. Ortiz, a thank you
for all your support and my venting
sessions with you; to Madison
and Gibby, I leave schloomf
and SB 2011; to G-Fraissurino,
a thank you for everything these
past 4 years; and to everyone else,
I leave my awkward moments,
love, laughter, and no regrets.
R
Malena Riccardelli
University of Alabama
Secondary Education
I, Malena Riccardelli, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Lexi, Kylie, Taylor and
Tatum high flying basket tosses;
to Sasha, Michal and Callie,
chocolating; to Mrs. Harris and
Ms. Daniel, prom pics; to Rachel
Bronson, our endless tangled
limbs in the middle of stunting; to
Kylie Collinson, our perfect synchronization
during stunting; to
Jenna Snyder, our photo shoots;
to Alex, Michal, Sasha and Callie;
bending ova and shayving aw
towes; to Lexi, our great memories;
and to my senior cheer girls,
constant bickering and fights,
annoying group chats, laughing,
stunting, sweating, cheer camp,
endless love for each other, and
always being a family.
Jerin Richmond
Arizona State University
Film Studies
I, Jerin Richmond, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Jeffrey tang my overall steez
and swagger; to Lucas (blanking
on his last name but he’s the
homie who hangs with tang), I
leave my women getting abilities;
to micheal marom, I leave my
cuteness because we are just as
cute as each other and I love Jenna
spaghetti too; and most importantly
to Taylor Holland, Gracie
Nelson, and last but certainly not
least Daijah Wright;), three very
special ladies, I leave all my love.
Tatum Rosenfeld
University of Michigan
Undecided
I, Tatum Rosenfeld, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Kylie, Nicolette, Taylor,
Ike, Ryan, and JCP, RRROIGHT
RRROIGHTT, green tea boba,
Homer Dickerson, SORRRYY,
Spongebob memes, and solid
lolz; to ImanSwag, my lifetime
supply of almond butter, Gurmehr,
and a Bugatti; to my Yearbook
underclassmen, Land’s Girl
Scout cookies, One Direction
Photobooth videos, the sticky
note awkward h u game, and the
Spirit Monkey; to Nicolette, my
parakeet; to Kylie, my arched
eyebrow; to Taylor, half an awlmund
which will WERKK and
screaming on my counter top; to
Ryan, borf :3
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Monica Schneider
Chapman University
Genetic Research
I, Monica Schneider, being of
sound body and mind do hereby
leave to Yvonne Tarrab, stat study
seshes, Beverley Mitchell sightings,
endless talks about prom,
peanut butter frosting and looking
like a gangster; to Aaron Sugano,
I leave my mother’s cooking, TV
show tapings, and being the adopted
member of my family; to
the swim team, endless laps and
permanent tan lines; to JSU, pizza
on Fridays; and to all my friends I
leave our laughs, tears, and memories.
Julia Shapiro
University of Southern California
Print and Digital Journalism
I, Julia Shapiro, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to the CHS tennis girls crazy
bus rides, Subway sandwiches,
matching outfits and many
laughs; to Sophia and Cydney,
the Opinion section of The Courier,
thinking of article titles and
rocking the pitch meetings; to
Gurmehr, fun times in Physics,
Tuesday coffee runs and Made
in Chelsea episodes; to Yvonne,
tense and jaw-dropping moments
during The Vampire Diaries, inspirational
pep talks and dozens
of freak-out moments; to Ashna
and Meghna, delicious Indian
food, attempts at working out
(piloxing), long stake-outs in my
car, fierce animal analogies and
sisterly moments; to Maira, days
of chauffeuring, lots of cupcakes,
Fat Amy jokes and many adventures
with Doris; and to Denise,
my car and the best high school
experience filled with wonderful
friendships, new experiences and
unforgettable memories.
Eitan Shemuelian
University of California, San Diego
Ophthalmologist
I, Eitan Shemuelian, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Logan Grenley my media
guide; to Nader Motamedi, my
electric trimmer, for he is the hero
Calabasas deserves, but not the
one it needs right now; to Darian
Saidi, my online Spanish courses
which will undoubtedly bring
hours of joy to your life; to Ethan
Bloom, I leave the Ace to my Jocelyn;
to Peyton Grenley, my college
essays, maibe u kan lern a
ting or too; to Chandler Grenley,
a quarter of what remains of my
brain; to the Calabasas Volleyball
team, the blood, sweat, and
tears that went into helping get to
where we are today and I cannot
wait to see where you guys will
take it from here; and finally to
everyone else, I leave a hearty
“sorry” for forgetting to mention
you because I only get 150
words…
Lauren Sloan
University of Georgia
Journalism
I, Lauren Sloan, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Lida our journalism adventures,
concerts in the car and
countless bagel dates, oh an you
dropped your gauz jordan; to
my best friend and cousin Elle,
our hilarious videos, amazing
photo shoots and those horrific
study sessions every Wednesday
night; to Rebecca, our cookie
Disney movie night sleepovers
and pudge the fish; to Ashley, our
rotating birthday card says it all;
to Arezo, our epic fail explosion
in APES and our list of boys; to
Savannah, our hilarious moments
before dance in the locker room
and Mrs. Chong; to Sierra, our
plain but perfect subway sandwich
and cookies; to Morgan, my
beefy, our photo adventures and
bonding moments in Ortiz; to my
English family, all I have to say is
family love; to my Spanish crew
for the past two years, no matter
what your actual names are, you
will always be Carlos, Miguel,
Maribel, and Vergilio, to me; to
my journalism team, popcorn,
pizza and our parties; to Yvonne,
girls rule the world; to Kian, our
bagel dates and advice sessions;
to Brandon, our physio memories
and quote log that never happened;
to alex barr, our cousin
bonding time in car rides home;
and last but not least, to James,
our corner bakery memories,
our tickle fights, Judif oh and of
course, nor.
Taylor St. Ives
Tulane University
Pre-Veterinary Medicine
I, Taylor St. Ives, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Micaela Frank an endless supply
of reasonably priced pizza
hut pizza and 20 gallons of water
jugs; to Taylor Capps, a hostage;
and to Evan Krask, some nice stories
and crazy nights at the Commons.
Jack Szarabajka
Sonoma State University
Psychology
I, Jack Szarabajka, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to my brother Caleb, my love for
lazy days in front of the television
and love for High School Athletics.;
to Michael and Taylor I our
late night sleepovers after parties;
to Ike the thrill of early morning
carpools and family dinners; to
Nick the pure fun of just driving
around and playing video
games during fourth; to Kaeli our
non stop texting, sleeping in the
same room, my snoring, trips to
the most fun places in the world,
having someone to always count
on, and finally my pure and utter
happiness.
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Casey Tamkin
University of Southern California
Print and Digital Journalism
I, Casey Tamkin, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Jaclyn, Brett, Micaela countless
CMA in training meetings
at Health Nut and Coffee Bean,
cuddle sessions on the Tamkin
couch, Marty Simon and Tommy
Rehagen, Amy’s endless supply
of Lulus, and the many memories
we have “four-ged” over the
past year; to Jamie, Marc One
and his rifle, Sprite at the dinner
table, my terrible anxiety, and an
abundance of laughs; to Rachel,
the many loveable and laughable
after school moments we have
shared in room H214; to Spencer,
plenty of nights spent in the Tamkin
Jacuzzi, Kings games, and
Physiology study sessions, binder
checks, and projects; to Michael,
my variety of interesting nicknames
(i.e. Castle or Caseydilla)
which I could not live without;
and to Tatum, our many adventures
across the United States
from Maui to Miami.
Yvonne Tarrab
University of Southern California
Communication
I, Yvonne Tarrab, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Leanne, the nut… cracker, my
nugget, nerdiness, showering,
cuddling, hugging, piggy-back
rides, Panini Café and all the love
in the world because I will miss
you so much; to Monica, AP Stat
study sessions, Starbucks peoplewatching,
anxiety attacks and
Bev; to Hannah, heart-to-hearts,
infinite cuddling, rain checks,
come hither and teaching me life
skills; to Kiana, love at first sight,
second grade buddies, A Series of
Unfortunate Events and reading
2,061 pages in one month, Twilight,
The Vampire Diaries, being
sappy and romantic, 5+ hour philosophical,
profound phone talks,
being able to tell you anything
and being friends for 11 years and
counting; to Lida, my joeje, doll,
summer 2012 dance class, teaching
you how to skip, flat butts,
nunnery, AP Euro, Keeping Up
with the Kardashians, drink the
milk of the sister… the milk is for
the sister to drink, workouts, Krey
Krey work madness, study sessions,
the ogre, 21 Jump Street,
The Vampire Diaries, CPK life
talks, is this B.o.B.?, talking on
the phone for hours, ghetto texts,
prom diets, boys, Starbucks will
forever be our place, tall coffee
frappucinos, plot twists, my mom
the spirit guide, being features coeditors
for life and staying sexy;
to Chloe, meeting in fourth grade
and rainbow outfits, Abercrombie
Hockey, High School Musical,
Zac the bunny Eefron, the Jonas
Brothers, San Diego and decorating
our room with posters, being
tall and short, the gummy bear
color game, telepathy, going to
our lockers, The Bare Foot, the
tetas, Galaxy Games, sitting by
ourselves at lunch, CPK Chinese
Chicken Salad and being
my best friend and sister; to Peyton,
having the same music taste
(The Script), late nights in H214,
pre-sending in the paper insanity
fits, city (kitty) litter, Lemonade
and an amazing year as EICs together;
to all my Courier babies,
the best of luck next year as you
carry on the tradition (and never,
under any circumstances, use the
ambiguous “it”); to Mrs. Harris,
the most amazing adviser, a great
class next year; and to journalism
and the Courier, thank you for allowing
me to follow my passion
and for three incredible years, an
adventure that defined my high
school experience.
Lauren Tse
University of California, Davis
Physical Therapist
I, Lauren Tse, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to my basketball team, endless
stop and go drills, mattress fundraisers,
huge bags of recyclable
bottles/cans, nameless pranks,
Red Robin and In-n-Out dinners,
Subway and Rosti lunches,
Ojai bus rides, and Stonefire
surprises; to my best friend Megan
Charles, my ‘Pinkey Promise’
bracelet, my peanut butter
keychain, Red Vines, Coach T’s
envelope of quotes, Princess and
The Frog, and my Just Wright
DVD; to Jackelyne, my infinite
supply of apples, my hopes for no
more basketball injuries, T-Swift
and J-Biebs songs, Jamba Juice
bets, and my iPhone; to Allie and
Sawyer, delicious lunches, coffee
bean runs, Leo & Lily macarons,
and my double life; and to everyone
else, my best wishes for a
bright and successful future.
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Michael Ungar
Indiana University
Business
I, Michael Ungar, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to my baseball team every click
we ever ran; to Sammy, Taylor,
and Josh, bonfires on the beach
in Newport; to Jesse, carpooling
and the Cuse jersey; to Casey, all
the late night jacuzzis; to Stabler,
the late night video chats with my
cousin and getting beat up daily
in Canada; to Samuel, Adam, and
Trevor, playing nagie in Hidden
Hills; to Kaufman and Howell, all
video chats and madden games
I won; to Danny, Chris, Jordan,
and Blake running the pack like
bosses; to Chris, Sammy and Stabler,
Lois going for the hit-n-run
in Big Bear; to Kaplan, making
every kid in the grade his friend
in the first week of school; to
Saj, always having a noodle arm,
Max, being scared of the ball and,
Tuna, taking flyballs off the face;
and to Nober, Pasta Leftovers.
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Ivory Ventura
Brooks Institue
Creative Director
I, Ivory Ventura, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave to
Cassidy the countless memories
from our family vacations and
late night expeditions, I leave you
with Friday night manicures and
ditching class for muffin breaks,
don’t forget, we will always be
best friends Baby Queso!; to Dakota,
I leave you with a huge pint
of Golden Spoon graham cracker
yogurt, and I thank you for all the
advice that you have given me!;
to Nadav, I leave you with lots of
grilled cheese sandwiches to supply
your Wednesday’s; and finally
to my mom, my sister and my
dad, I leave you will lots of love,
thank you for always being there
for me, I love you.
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Alex Webb
Hope College
Neurologist
I, Alex Webb, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Mrs. Harris, my large rimmed
glasses and all of my red clothing;
to Megan Charles, my unusually
comfortable mattress and all of
my Jarsoom Barsoom jokes; to
Katie Charles, I leave all the surf
wax that I own and good waves;
to Jaclyn Goodman, I leave all
those moments when only you
get me…plus all the silly string
I own; to Mrs.Knost, I leave everything
UCLA that I have- GO
BRUINS, to Freshie, I leave my
basketball skills and “ohhh wowwwww”;
and finally, to Matthew
Kesner, I leave those awkward
(but not really awkward to us)
moments…Craaaazzzzzyyyyy. I
love you guys.
Kaeli Wells
University of Colorado, Boulder
Undecided
I, Kaeli Wells, being of sound
mind and body, do hereby leave
to Kimia crazy adventures, scary
movie Saturday nights, beach
days, coffee addictions, almost
burning down hamburger hamlet
and two AM drives to Crave;
to Rachel, our family breakfasts,
lunches, and dinners, our six AM
goodmorning texts, San Diego
trips, broken foot instead of Disneyland
and punches to the face;
to Malena, our cheer camp days,
belly button piercings, and getting
hurt in someone else’s fight;
to Jack, our slip n slide pool days,
six flags water ride, our Vegas
trip, Heredia’s class, 1 AM talks,
late night video chats, babysitting
my sister, running around the
house, teaching me baseball, and
getting jealous over baby Kay; to
my parents, getting used to me
being in a different state.
Brooke Wetterhahn
New York University
Musical Theater
I, Brooke Wetterhahn, being of
sound mind and body, do hereby
leave to Unstrumental unforgettable
memories, laughter, killer
rehearsals, and endless amounts
of love; to the cast of West Side
Story, the best theatrical experience
ever, hard work, “killer,
killer, killer,” tears, and joy; to
Kayla, everything since Kindergarten
and an exciting new future
in the Big Apple; to Kayla, Billi,
and Tessa the fantastic four best
friends forever; to Peyton and
Chandler, movie dates and besties
back in action; to Georgia
and Ellie, adventures, love sesh’s,
secrets, and kisses; to Eden, Starbucks
runs and giggles in gov; to
Kesner, prom dates and classy
outfits; to Sydney E., a big “wahoo,
we did it!”; to Chloe, Allie,
Leila, Peyton, Yvonne, Gurmehr,
Emily, Sydney, and Julia, endless
hours of studying, laughter, occasional
tears, and fond memories;
and to the CHS Music and Theater
Programs, a thank you and a
big hug.
Lexi Wyshak
Moorpark College
Music
I, Lexi Wyshak, being of sound
mind and body, do herby leave
to Dance 2, nature walks, insane
sleepovers, and sisterly bonding;
to my cheer girls, I leave exhausting
practices and numerous
decheerious moments; and to Itai
I leave mancanadas, Super Wok
dinner dates, and my heart.
